a-few-suns-in-a-pair-of-pants:
EVERYONE!!!
ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!
All my followers
UGH YES.
ALL THE FOLLOWERS
All of you lovely fuckers.
Can I meet all of you T-T
Where do I begin to naming them all?
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
#IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’
#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand
john green takes a shower
john clean
john green eats a bean burrito
john bean
john green loses weight
john lean
john green finds inner peace
john serene
john green killed augustus waters
john mean
john green abandons his children
john winchester
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
ritziculous asked: AND YOU WATCH OURAN TOO COULD YOU POSSIBLY GET ANY MORE AWESOME
cats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization.This is a very real thing. It’s called a chimera.
It can happen to horses, mice, cats, and even humans.
